25 Eylül 2006 Pazartesi

Ben bir Miller tanirim, o da Marcus Miller! Sen Kimsin Lan!

Arkadaslar, kadim dostum, askerlik arkadasim, kankam, ayni kaba isedigimiz sevgili John Miller, bana bugün mail atmis. Metni sizinle de paylasmak istiyorum, babasi mi ne olmus bu deyyusun, onun parasini mi kiriscakmisiz ne oyle birsey. Size yazdigim son post olacak herhalde bu, ben bana "My Dear" diye seslenen John'la gidiyorum..

İste mail;

My Dear

I do appologise for approaching you in this manner but my present condition has made me to desperately seek your help.My name is John Miller .I was a first year medical student of the university of cocody, Abidjan in Cote d'Ivoire until october 2004 when the rebels in my country struck our town and on the process i lost my father and my kid brother who are my source of joy and inspiration.

My father Chief Skino Miller was before his untimely death a serving director with the national cocoa Exporting board and the chairman board of trustees Nacope Cocoa farmers Co-operative society.

Before his death, he informed me of a foriegn account he has with a bank here in my country where he deposited the sum of USD9.5million.According to him, he said that the money will be used to construct an ultra-modern medical complex where i will start my life after my graduation.After the burial i approached the bank director where the money was deposited to find out how i can have access to the money but was told precisely by the director that my father has an agreement with them. That the money was deposited in a suspense fixed account with a clause attached to it for onward transfer into a foreign account. That the bank will follow the agreement written and signed by both (the bank and my Father).The director adviced me that my father stated in the agreement that in his absent,The money should be trransferd to his forign partner or my appointed guardian from any country who will stand on my behalf as my guardian and the new beneficairy of the fund to enable the bank make the transfer.

Why I contacted you.

Due to the agreement my late Father had with the bank during deposit coupled with the fact that my secuity here can not be guarranteed,I hereby ask you to do me a favour by standing as my foreign Guardian and the new beneficiary of the money to enable the bank effect the transfer. Precisely i need your help in the following ways

1.To receive this money in your account and make sure that the transfer is done smoothly.
2.To stand as my guardian and accept me in your family as your son since i do not have any body to take care of me.
3.To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to start a new life especially for me to complete my studies.You will also be the one to invest and mange the money for me until i'm able to handle it myself.

I have plans to invest this money in continuation with the investment vision of my late father, or Estate in your country.

I will give you 25% of the total sum for compensation after the sucessful transfer of the money in your safe account overseas.

Dear, if you will be kind enough to assist me, kindly indicate by replying back.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours sincerely

John Miller

+225 07 33 53 57

Kendisine cevap verdim tabii ki; benim gibi nazik bir insana boyle bir teklifi geri cevirmek yakismazdi diye düsündüm;

Dear John;

Suck my motherfuckin' dick!


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